Oh God, it's that time of year again.
Single and sick of all the hearts, flowers and smug couples?
In a smug couple, but not having when you can be romantic dictated to you, thank-you-very-much?
Come laugh in a dark basement with us instead.
There will be booze.
With Bethany Black, Gus Lymburn, Stu Murphy, Ross Leslie and host Jay Lafferty.