Oh God, it's that time of year again.
Single and sick of all the hearts, flowers and smug couples?
In a smug couple, but sick of all the commerciality and fake sentiment?
Come laugh in a dark basement with us instead.
There will be booze.
With Gareth Waugh, Gus Lymburn, Kimi Loughton, Krystal Evans and host Jay Lafferty.