Prince Andrew loves Snow White, but so does Muddles, the numpty son of 'Sweaty' Betty Blumenthal, the royal cook. Meanwhile, Snow White's wicked stepmother, Sadista (who spends a lot of time chatting with her own reflection), wants to kill her stepdaughter so she can hang on to her crown and bag Prince Andrew herself.
Confusion and skulduggery ensue but - never fear! - help is at hand in the form of seven short miners and a fairy godmother. Phew.