Each week they share musings on their lives, from pet deaths and garden hose repairs to the trouble with HRT patches. Fortunately was once described as ‘surprisingly successful’ by a BBC middle-management figure in ankle-swinging chinos. With 238 years of broadcasting experience between them, Fi and Jane guarantee you an evening of behind-the-scenes revelations and inconsequential, but strangely compelling, chat about living some of their lives behind the microphone. The indistinguishable pair will be joined by a very special guest, and together they promise to take mid-life by its elasticated waist and give it a brisk going over with a stiff brush. At a time of uncertainty, what you need is the wisdom and experience of two women who haven’t got a clue what’s happening either. If they can find their way to Southbank Centre, it promises to be an evening of mildly entertaining stuff.