Join the South Side's most romantic funkateers for a loving feast of funk'n'soul dance-jazz disco-style grooviness. Timeless vintage vinyl 45s hand-spun by seasoned joss-dickeys; 80-plus years of turntabular experience between them (although they both look considerably older). Attractive bar prices! Handy suburban setting - no need for a taxi home! Super-stylish venue! Shake your booty! Roll your rump! Or roll someone else's! Funk it up with a rose between your teeth! Music for dancing. Roguish lovers, saintly seducers, vamps and sirens actively encouraged.