Faulty Dining at MacArts offers an evening of chaotic dining, indigestion and entertainment. Enjoy being insulted by Basil and Sybil as you enter the splendidly appointed dining facilities. Meet other long standing suffering guests who foolishly submit themselves to the ministrations of the Borders most patronising hoteliers.Expect the unexpected - if Manuel is waiting your table, the first course might end up in your lap. And please check out your plate for unannounced visitors. Basil and Manuel will create chaos. Sybil and Polly will attempt to restore order. But fail. Badly.